FAQ

Yes. As real as your neighbor’s Shiba Inu coin. Only fluffier.

Is $xTUNA a real token?

What’s the utility of $TUNA?

Utility is overrated. We’re not building apps, we’re building vibes. $xTUNA = memes, naps & pure culture.

Is this a joke?

Absolutely. And like all great jokes, it might secretly be the truth.

Will $xTUNA go to the moon?

Already there. We’re playing in the Moon dust. It’s our intergalactic litterbox now.

Do you have a roadmap?

Yes:

Scratch furniture.

Meow at 3AM.

shill $xTUNA

Nap.

Dominate the world (playfully).

How do I join?

Buy $xtuna, join the Telegram cult (oops, community)

and start posting cat memes. Simple.

FAQ

Yes. As real as your neighbor’s Shiba Inu coin. Only fluffier.

What’s the utility of $xTUNA?

Utility is overrated. We’re not building apps, we’re building vibes. $xTUNA = memes, naps & pure culture.

Is this a joke?

Absolutely. And like all great jokes, it might secretly be the truth.

Will $xTUNA go to the moon?

Already there. We’re playing in the Moon dust. It’s our intergalactic litterbox now.

Do you have a roadmap?

Yes:

Scratch furniture.

Meow at 3AM.

shill $Mwo

Nap.

Dominate the world (playfully).

How do I join?

Buy $xtuna, join the Telegram cult (oops, community)

and start posting cat memes. Simple.

Is $xtuna a real token?

The Mew World Order doesn’t ask.

It demands.